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Kung Fu Panda 4

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Rating: Full

Genre: Animation, Comedy, Material Arts, Action, Adventure

Studios: Universal Pictures/Dreamworks Animation

Cast: Jack Black, Awkwafina, Bryan Cranston, James Hong, Ian McShane, Ke Huy Quan, Dustin Hoffman and Viola Davis

Director: Mike Mitchell

Writers: Jonathan Aibel, Glenn Berger and Darren Lamke

Producer: Rebecca Huntley

Music by: Steve Mazzaro

Rated: PG for material arts action/mild violence, scary images and some mild rude humor

Release Date: 03/08/24

Runtime: 1h 34m

Tagline: N/A

Favorite Character: Zhen

Quote: “Now, who wants to do the right thing for the wrong reasons?”- Zhen

Fun Fact: Looking at the info, it seems Kung Fu Panda 4 ignored all events from the two TV series.

The Review: Movie Franchises are a big deal, but by the fourth film, the franchise runs out of gas. You may think that Kung Fu Panda 4 gonna be part of the getting-sick-of-the-franchise movie but really, it actually doesn’t lose it all quite yet.

I have only seen the first Kung Fu Panda film. So i won’t really say anything about the 2nd and 3rd films, besides the fact that Po (Jack Black) now has a neon green Ying Yang staff. We all knew Po is Dragon Warrior, for right now. He is loving every minute of it. Kicking butt, Fame (but mostly kicking butt). Now that we reached the fourth entree, It won’t be long before Po has to retire from being a Dragon Warrior and must choose who take his place when the panda becomes a spiritual leader of the Valley of Peace. Like other heroes in animated movies, the flabby panda clearly wasn’t ready for it!

And in every Kung Fu Panda film, we had to have a new villain to root against. This one has the shape shifting sorceress Chameleon who is called…the Chameleon (Viola Davis). She is probably the most anticipated KFP villian since she can shapeshift into Po’s other enemies. Sadly, unlike Tai Lung, the Chameleon didn’t come out much. We do, however have more new characters with crime lord Sunda pangolin (Kue Huy Quan), a fish living in a pelican (Ronny Chieng) and my new favorite Dreamworks sidekick, a sly fox thief Zhen (Awkwafina). Zhen led Po throughout the journey to the Juniper city stopping at the restaurant called ‘Happy Bunnies’ that has bunnies in forced labor, representing child labor in China (poor little guys).

But for some very unknown reasons, the comeback characters has left a huge disappointment in the fans. Furious Five was hardly in it (they did confirm their whereabouts in the beginning) with only Seth Rogen’s Mantis do make any noise in the film. And despite Lord Shen and General Kai appearances, the producers didn’t even bother to call Gary Oldman and J. K. Simmons. Fortunally, Zhen totally makes up for it! We did get Po’s adoptive and biological dads (James Hong and Bryan Cranston) storyline that we expected and wanted, coming together to find their son, looking like they had a rivalry in the 3rd film (I don’t know if they do, as I said, I haven’t seen the 3rd one yet).

Even if the film is over, Po’s story isn’t over yet! and while it seems this animated franchise is at its weak point, it still have some of the awesomeness! Here’s a tip. Stay during the end credits to listen to Jack Black’s kickass cover of Britney Spears ‘…Baby One More Time.’

Ricky Stanicky

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Rating: Half-Full

Genre: Comedy

Studios: Metro-Goldwyn Mayer/Footloose Productions/Rocket Science

Cast: Zac Efron, Jermaine Fowler, Andrew Santino, Lex Scott Davis, Anja Savcic, Jeff Ross, William H. Macy and John Cena

Director: Peter Farrelly

Writers: Jeff Bushell, Mike Cerrone, Jason Decker, Peter Farrelly, Brian Jarvis, Pete Jones, James Lee Freeman and David Occhino

Producers: Paul Currie, Michael De Luca, John Jacobs and Thorsten Schumacher

Music by: Dave Palmer

Rated: R for sexual material, language throughout and some drug content

Release Date: 03/07/24

Runtime: 1h 53m

Tagline: He’s the best friend they never had.

Favorite Character: Rod Rimestead/Ricky Stanicky

Quote: “Stanicky’s like one of those trick birthday candles, no matter how hard I try to blow him out, he just keeps coming back.”- Dean

Fun Fact: The movie was first announced in 2010 so the movie took fourteen years to make.

The Review: Growing up, you might did something bad and blame it on your sibling or friend or someone you made up. In Ricky Stanicky, that’s what these three childhood best friends (Zac Efron, Jermaine Fowler and Andrew Santino) did. 25 years ago on Halloween, these three committed a prank that went horribly wrong. Rather than telling the truth, they invented an imaginary best friend named, who else? Ricky Stanicky.

But that doesn’t stop there! Throughout the animated opening sequences, they took advantage of it and do mischievous things and also lying to their families using non existent Ricky to pin a blame on. We jumped to present day, they are still using the name to lie their partners to go anywhere they want. this time, saying that Ricky has cancer to get out of the baby shower of JT’s wife and going to Marc Rebillet concert in Atlantic City. But that caused JT to miss his son’s birth. Worse for them, their partners are starting to get suspicious. Wes of course had to almost spill the beans.

Well let’s face it, had these guys not been to Atlantic City, they would have not have met the best star of the film , John Cena (cue his theme song) Cena plays Rod Rimestead, struggling at life and does a X Rated version of Weird Al songs for a living. But he also is an actor who also nailed the Owen Wilson impression, he does impressions and he wasted it at a Atlantic City show. But anyway the three guys hired him to play Ricky Stanicky just for JT’s son’s bris to prove to their partners he is real, although, Dean’s mother in law wasn’t all that convinced.

It works for the guys, maybe a little too well. Because Rod is really starting to turn into the real Ricky Stanicky and all it takes to make him a real deal is for him to perform a circumsice. The fact that these guys got away with their lies for 25 years is hard to believe I mean if someone did, it would be impressive, but let’s not forget that this is just a movie so anything is possible. As for the plot itself, when I saw the premise for the movie, I somewhat knew it was going to suffer with a formulaic story.

If you are a single person with a drug problem and wants to get a good lesson about redemption, go to Amazon Prime. If you want to be entertained by John Cena go to Amazon Prime. If you want some laughs, I suggest you go somewhere else.

My 96th Oscars Predictions:

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It’s that time of year for Hollywood. The 96th Oscars! We are offically 4 years away from the big 100th! Till then, here are my Oscar predictions for 2024.

Best Picture: Oppenheimer (Christopher Nolan, Charles Roven and Emma Thomas)

Best Director: Christopher Nolan (Oppenheimer)

Best Actor: Cillian Murphy (Oppenheimer)

Best Actress: Lily Gladstone (Killers of the Flower Moon)

Best Supporting Actor: Robert Downey Jr (Oppenheimer)

Best Supporting Actress: Da’Vine Joy Randolph (The Holdovers)

Best Original Screenplay: The Holdovers (David Hemingson)

Best Adapted Screenplay: American Fiction (Cord Jefferson; Based on the novel Erasure by Percival Everett)

Best Animated Feature: Spider-Man; Across the Spider-Verse (Phil Lord, Christopher Miller, Amy Pascal, Kemp Powers and Justin K. Thompson)

Best International Feature Film: The Zone of Interest; UK (Johnathan Glazer)

Best Documentary Feature: Four Daughters (Kaouther Ben Hania and Nadim Cheikhrouha)

Best Documentary Short Film: The Last Repair Shop (Kris Bowers and Ben Proudfoot)

Best Live Action Short Film: The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar: Wes Anderson and Steven Rales

Best Animated Short Film: War is Over! Inspired by the Music of John and Yoko (Brad Booker and Dave Mullins

Best Original Score: Oppenheimer (Ludwig Goransson)

Best Original Song: What was I Made For?; Barbie (Billie Eilish and Finneas O’Connell)

Best Sound: Oppenheimer (Willie Burton, Richard King, Kevin O’Connell and Gary A. Rizzo)

Best Production Design: Barbie (Sarah Greenwood and Katie Spencer)

Best Cinematography: Oppenheimer (Hoyte van Hoytema)

Best Makeup and Hairstyling: Poor Things (Mark Coulier, Nadia Stacey and Josh Weston)

Best Costume Design: Poor Things (Holly Waddington)

Best Film Editing: Oppenheimer (Jennifer Lame)

Best Visual Effects: The Creator (Ian Comley, Jay Cooper, Neil Corbould and Andrew Roberts)

So if all my predictions are correct;

Oppenheimer: 8 Oscars

Barbie: 2 Oscars

The Holdovers: 2 Oscars

Poor Things: 2 Oscars

Ordinary Angels

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Rating: Full

Genre: Faith, Drama, Family

Cast: Hilary Swank, Alan Ritchson, Nancy Travis and Tamala Jones

Director: Jon Gunn

Writers: Kelly Fremon Craig and Meg Tilly

Producers: David Beal, Jon Berg, Johnathan Dorfman, Kevin Downes, Andrew Erwin, Jon Erwin, Roy Lee and Dave Matthews

Music by: Pancho Burgos-Goizueta

Rated: PG for thematic content, brief bloody images and smoking

Release Date: 02/23/24

Runtime: 1h 58m

Tagline: N/A

Favorite Character: Sharon Stevens

Quote: “I’m good at plenty of things. Taking no for an answer ain’t one of them.”- Sharon Stevens

Fun Fact: N/A

The Review: The purpose of Faith films is to make you feel good and raise your belief in god. And with Easter around the corner, this might be a good movie to view around that weekend (if it was still there around that time).

It’s 1994 in Louisville and in a bar is Sharon Stevens, a drinking addict hairdresser with a Texan accent whose didn’t just have a alcohol problem but also has a troubled relationship with his son. The butterfly effect happened at a store where Stevens is purchasing alcohol and the moment she comes across something on the newspaper commences the whole film. A little girl named Michelle (Emily Mitchell) in need of liver transplant had lost her mother, giving Stevens a wonderful opportunity to transform from a drinker to a metaphoric angel.

One of her first steps was bargaining in the mother’s funeral uninvited. There is her now widowed husband, Ed Schmitt (Ritchson, who at first glance from the trailer, I thought it was Chris Pratt) with her two daughters, the Michelle (the sick girl) and Ashley (Skywalker Hughes) who are like Bluey and Bingo Heeler, such innocent and playful. Even if you don’t have kids, you will find it quite cute especially when Michelle loves to pretend to go on a adventure, just like the certain cartoon Hispanic explorer.

But with Michelle in need of a transplant, Ed is having a fanatical problem and is about to give up hope, but little did they know, Sharon is about to step in and become an angel that Ed would have been if he actually tried harder. putting a fundraiser at the saloon, raising $3,200 for Michelle. The bad news, however, is that it’s still not enough. Now one of the light of this darkness, is becoming an honorary Aunt to the girls.

I may not be irate by this, you probably may be but Ed doesn’t really feel all that grateful for Sharon coming in their lives. I mean, i don’t blame him for having a stranger stealing his daughters attention, but for god sakes Ed, Sharon is trying to help! Thankfully, Ed slowly grew to her (not in a romantic way) and just in time for a climax that showed us that faith should remain inside of you, even at tough situations.

While Ordinary Angels wasn’t perfect, the movie features Swank gave us an inspiring performance as a real life Ordinary Angel of Louisville. Yeah, it may be predictable, but hey, I can’t say anything about it if it’s based on a true story.

Self Reliance

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Rating: Full

Genre: Comedy, Suspense, Thriller

Studios: Hulu/Neon/MRC

Cast: Jake Johnson, Anna Kendrick, Natalie Morales, Andy Samberg, Mary Holland, Emily Hampshire and Christopher Lloyd

Director: Jake Johnson

Writer: Jake Johnson

Producers: Ali Bell, Joe Hardesty and Jake Johnson

Music by: Dan Romer

Rated: R for language throughout

Release Date: 01/03/24

Runtime: 1h 25m

Tagline: Surviving is all about the company you keep.

Favorite Character: Tommy Walcott

Quote: “This Show is a Comedy”- Charlie

Fun Fact: the bar in the movie ‘La Cita’ means ‘The Meeting’ in spanish.

The Review: I have only heard of Jake Johnson from the Spiderverse films and I don’t watch New Girl so I may not be familiar with him. So, I’m starting to get familiar with him in his directorial debut. I am, however, am familiar with SNL’s Andy Sandberg and it was quite interesting with his comedy band ‘Lonely Island’ producing this film.

Johnson also wrote and starred in the film as a guy named Tommy who is suffering from a bad breakup and goes through the loss by exercising, working and drinking every day. That really doesn’t sound like a fun life at all. That all changes when a mysterious limo came by and who is sitting in the limo is none other than Andy Sandberg, inviting him in the limo for what is about to be a game changing adventure. Sounds a man’s fantasy, it evens feels like it, but it is really happening. If Tommy actually thinks about it, something awesome like this will always have one big catch.

This turns out to be a Dark Web reality show and he will be watched, every move! But if he survives 30 days without being hunted, he will win $1 million, which sounds pretty tempting but deadly. Now the good news is that there is a loophole, the hunters won’t kill him if he is within a few feet of someone, but he will be at risk if he is all alone. Sounds like this dark comedy is really in a social experiment genre.

I wasn’t expecting Johnson told immediately tell his mother and two sisters about the game, I mean we probably would in a same situation. And as we expect, they don’t believe him and assume that he is having mental issues, turning him into a person who the world thinks he’s crazy (but he isn’t). The first five days was no problem for Tommy but after that, the dark web show begins and things are getting tense. So his only option is to have anybody with him 24/7. Anybody. Even if its a homeless man named James. But before that, comes a suspenseful and hysterical moment of the film. Involving his sister’s boyfriend, him taking a crap and Johnson panicking…yeah, you probably might figure out what this is.

You might have heard Pitch Perfect’s Anna Kendrick is in the movie and you might be like, where is she? That’s what I was like, but thankfully, she appears in the movie at the same bar that was part of Tommy’s same old schedule. And as someone who is also participating in the game, so all they had to do way be within each other for the remaining of the game. Sounds easy right? Well, I wouldn’t hold my breath for that one because if you are in a movie, things will always take a radical turn.

I won’t say much about the ending, but by that time, the story really slipped. A very anticlimactic moment that would you will be like…really? That’s it? It also could use more of the humorous moments too, but Self Reliance did manage to teach the audience the same value of life that Tommy learned. It’s a squid game like social experiment that Johnson used to teach the audience and the results are various but entertaining.

Madame Web

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Rating: Few Burnt Kurnels

Genre: Superhero, Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi

Studios: Columbia Pictures/Di Bonaventura Pictures/Marvel Entertainment

Cast: Dakota Johnson, Sydney Sweeney, Isabela Merced, Celeste O’Connor, Tahar Rahim, Mike Epps, Emma Roberts and Adam Scott

Director: S. J. Clarkson

Writers: S. J. Clarkson, Claire Parker, Kerem Sanga, Matt Sazama and Burk Sharpless

Based on: the Marvel Comics

Producer: Lorenzo di Bonaventura

Music by: Johan Soderqvist

Rated: PG-13 for violence/action and language

Release Date: 02/14/24

Runtime: 1h 56m

Tagline: Her web connects them all

Favorite Character: The three girls

Quote: ‘When you take on a Responsibility, Great Power will come.”- Santiago

Fun Fact: Before the movie even came out, it was predicted that it will be the lowest grossing Sony-Spider-Man Universe movie!

The Review: In case you haven’t noticed, Sony is trying to make its own Spider-Man Cinematic Universe, but so far, there hasn’t been much progress. Especially with 2022’s Morbius that ended up being a huge misfire to the superhero genre (but for some reason, became a meme) Madame Web, sadly was kinda like that.

First scene, and the acting was already lousy and we were even demonstrated that their camera work looks like from the cheap camcorder, you know with all that unnecessary zooming in and out throughout the scenes, or maybe even the entire movie. But here, we meet Ezekiel (Tahar Rahim) and Constance Webb (Kerry Bishe), who is pregnant with a future madame web. And of course, there’s always gonna be a betrayal at some point and we are officially given a ungraceful action scenes, right before Constance gets bit by a special spider before dying giving birth.

Then we go to 2003, where we meet Cassie Webb (Dakota Johnson), a paramedic with her assistant Ben Parker (Adam Scott). Yes, that is indeed Peter Parker’s uncle. Cassie then starts seeing what some may consider glitches in reality, but we call them premonitions, a supernatural force that allows you to see what may happen shortly. Now don’t get me wrong, Dakota Johnson’s performance wasn’t all horrendous, but we might wonder if Johnson even had fun with this role. If not, than it probably feels like a chore for her. While the premonition may sound cool in general, the one in Madame Web, seems to look like a low budget version of the Final Destination movies. The Final Destination franchise has better premonition shots (except for the fourth one).

You should know, all superhero movies has a special mission. For Madame Web, it’s protecting the three girls (Sydney Sweeney, Isabela Merced and Celeste O’Connor) that are known for being Spider-Woman from Ezekiel who wants to kill him all because they will ruin his life, how selfish of him! Wait a minute… how many Spider-Women are there? And also, Peter Parker wasn’t even born quite yet! Wasn’t he supposed to be the first superhero based off the six legged bug? I don’t know! Not that there are any good characters in it, thankfully, these three girls are not too bad…or maybe they are.

Did I mention that this film is out of tone and has choppy editing? Also its CGI special effects for Ezekiel’s Spider-Man knock off suit is truly NOT so special. Superhero fans will probably be annoyed with a cliche which we don’t see the hero’s costume till the very end. I’m saying this because Spoiler alert…that happens. You may be surprised to hear me say Madame Web wasn’t the worst comic book movie, i mean, look at Batman and Robin! I may have failed to see how this movie was awful like the other critics say, but is it bad enough to get such a lowest rating?

Yes. Yes it absolutely did. And there actually isn’t a single thing about the movie that doesn’t need any work.

Lift

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Rating: Half-Full

Genre: Heist, Comedy, Thriller, Action, Adventure

Studios: Netflix/Harbeat/Kinberg Genre Films/6th & Idaho Motion Picture Company

Cast: Kevin Hart, Gugu Mbatha-Raw, Vincent D’Onofrio, Ursula Corbero, Billy Magnussen, Jacob Batalon, Jean Reno and Sam Worthington

Director: F. Gary Gray

Writer: Daniel Kunka

Producers: Audrey Chon, Kevin Hart, Adam Kassan, Simon Kinberg, Matt Reeves and Brian Smiley

Music by: Dominic Lewis and Guillaume Roussel

Rated: PG-13 for violence and action, suggestive material and some language

Release Date: 01/12/24

Runtime: 1h 47m

Tagline: The heist begins at 40,000 ft

Favorite Character: The Jet

Quote: “God, I really love that NFT.”- Cyrus

Fun Fact: The large painting in one of the scenes is a same painting that was stolen from a museum in Boston in 1990.

The Review: Prepare for takeoff! with your favorite comedian Kevin Hart on board, but does Lift make a good in-flight movie? I’m not sure.

Now let us meet the team! Your main thief, Cyrus (Kevin Hart), Pilot Camila (Ursula Corbero), Safecracker Magnus (Billy Magnussen), Korean hacker Mi-Sun (Kim Yoon-Ji), engineering expert Luke (Viveik Kalra) and the master of disguise Denton (Vincent D’Onofrio) and of course, like some of the other heist movies, they are criminals. It’s good to have a team, but perhaps giving them more characteristics would make the characters more

The opening was pretty eye catching to me, but mostly from the golden mask worn by an NFT artist that goes by N8, who rather remains anonymous, just like musicians Daft Punk, Deadmau5 and Marshmello. What is NFT? It is a Non Fundable Token which people sold for thousands or millions, yeah, i don’t understand all that stuff, but that’s what Cyrus and his team are stealing in the opening. Spider-Man fans will flip when N8 was forced to remove his mask, revealing it to be Jacob Batalon! Maybe I’m right, maybe I’m wrong, but I think this is probably the first heist movie where the team steals an NFT.

Shortly after the NFT heist, the criminals are caught by Interpol agent Abby (Gugu Mbatha-Raw) who is willing to give them a second chance providing that they, big surprise, pull a huge heist. Stealing the bar of gold, in the plane, while 40,000 ft in the air! Now if you are confused, there is a billionaire (Jean Reno) in Zurich working with the cyber terrorists that are plotting to flood cities, so in other words, that greedy man is willing to make a profit at the cost of a lot of lives. I actually believe that sounds like what real life greedy people would do in real life, so I give this villain written by screen writer Danial Kunka a credit.

The coolest character in the movie would probably be…a high tech private jet. Yes, a high tech jet. It can spell out messages on the bottom, has a cool design inside (with a stripper pole) and for most of the time, covered in steel plates to avoid detection while going under the commercial airliner that contains gold! While it does sound like a crazy plan, it wasn’t even that unique. In fact, it may actually have been done in multiple films like Lift.

Now I do appreciate F. Gary Gray for trying his best to pull off this heist thriller and i don’t see how this movie lacks excitement, but with so many cliches in the film and the fact that I barely even notice that it was comedy, Lift went in the rough landing but if you want a simple thriller, this probably will do.

Society of the Snow (La Sociedad de la Nieve)

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Rating: Overflowing

Genre: Survival, Drama, Adventure, Biopic

Studios: Netflix/Mision de Audaces films/El Arriero Films

Cast: Enzo Vogrincic, Matias Recalt, Agustin Pardella, Felipe Gonzalez Otano, Luciano Chatton, Valentino Alonso, Francisco Romero, Agustin Berruti, Andy pruss, Simon Hempe, Juan Caruso, Esteban Bigliardi, Rocco Posca, Esteban Kukuriczka, Rafael Federman, Manuela Olivera, Agustin Della Corte and Tomas Wolf

Director: J. A. Bayona

Writers: J. A. Bayona, Nicolas Casariego, Jaime Marques and Bernat Vilaplana

Based on: the true events

Producers: Belen Atienza, J. A. Bayona and Sandra Hermida

Music by: Michael Giacchino

Rated: R for violent/disturbing material and brief graphic nudity

Release Date: 01/04/24

Runtime: 2h 24m

Tagline: N/A

Favorite Character: Numa Turcatti

Quote: “We huddle together the best we can. Living and dead, as one.”- Numa Turcatti

Fun Facts: There are already several films about the Andes crash site.

Tourists can actually visit the crash site.

It was submitted for the Best International film at the Oscars, and it has been nominated!

The film was shot in chronical order.

The Review: I did see a couple of J. A. Bayona’s films (The Impossible with the young Tom Holland, and Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom) and given that he’s a Spanish filmmaker, why wouldn’t he do a movie in Spanish. The tale was spoken in Spanish by actual South American actors, making this survival tale more accurate, unlike the 1993’s ‘Alive’ (which i never heard of before) when the cast doesn’t look as believable as Society of the Snow.

Now getting on with the story, In case you haven’t heard, Society of the Snow is a true story about a Uruguayan Rugby team who is on their way to Chile for a Rugby match. Rather than taking a commercial plane, they took a FH-227 to Santiago which holds 45 people, but 10 minutes into the film, the audience knew exactly where this is gonna go. And it’s into the Andes… in the middle of nowhere! The crash landing really went for the rough landing, which is what was supposed to be. The shaky camera really helped give the movie watchers such a shaky feeling. Once the plane crash sequence was finished, you might need to take a second to catch your breath!

You probably know this but by the end, only 16 people survive. If you do know the number while watching this, your insanity would be put to the test! Being in the mountains, with hardly any food, have only a broken down plane for shelter and no way to contact anybody for help doesn’t sound all that pleasant. That is what makes this story so incredible, was being stuck in the middle of nowhere with minimal supplies. But I do have to let you know, getting attached to the characters can be a bit risky.

What’s so infamous about this whole incident is when the survivors are forced to go to do the unthinkable, cannibalism but luckily, it’s only off the ones who already deceased. Luckily, Bayona has attempted to keep the cannibalism imagery to the minimal by shooting it from one of the survivors perspective, otherwise, we may have a controversial moments from audience when they throw up. Actually, the cannibalism was already controversial when everyone was outraged about their actions in the mountains, but i think it’s a great idea to leave the aftermath out of this biopic otherwise, it would take away what makes this film so extraordinary.

To make a long story short, Society of the Snow is probably, without a doubt, the best survival movie of the decade so far. And it’s all thanks to Bayona’s fantastic direction for making this a powerful and unforgettable experience. (And congrats on the film getting a nomination for the International films category at the Oscars! I hope it wins!)

Migration

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Rating: Full

Genre: Animation, Family, Comedy, Adventure

Studios: Universal Pictures/Illumination

Cast: Kumail Nanjiani, Elizabeth Banks, Casper Jennings, Tresi Gazal, Keegan-Michael Key, Awkwafina and Danny DeVito

Director: Benjamin Renner

Writers: Benjamin Renner and Mike White

Producers: Chris Meledandri

Music by: John Powell

Rated: PG for action/peril and mild rude humor

Release Date: 12/22/23

Runtime: 1h 23m

Tagline: Odd ducks welcome

Favorite Character: Pam

Quote: “He’s like a predator, but instead of eating you, he serves you to a bunch of lazier predators.”- Chump

Fun Facts: At the 2023 Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade, they have a Uncle Dan balloon to promote the film.

Almost all humans don’t have speaking roles in the movie.

Summary: A family of ducks take a trip of their lifetime to Jamacia all while encountering some bumps along the way.

The Review: Nine months before Migration, Illumination released a billion dollar haul the Super Mario Brothers Movie which feels rushed but beautifully animated while Migration on the other hand, has a well paced plot but the animation doesn’t beat Mario. Still Migration is not only the best family adventure of 2023 but is the best Illumination project of 2023 (sorry Mario).

The story follows what may be your animated movie family. There’s a overprotected dad (Kumail Nanjiani), a adventurous mom (Elizabeth Banks), a adolescence son (Casper Jennings), a cute little daughter (Tresi Gazal) and Danny DaVito’s standout family member, Uncle Dan. and of course there are a couple of characters which may not be Illumination’s most memorable but can be easily remembered if you take the same trip like them. The audience on Awkwafina’s tough talking one legged pigeon that goes by the name ‘Chump’ that could probably form a NWA-like rap group with a couple other pigeons.

Migration is a lot like National Lampoons Vacation but instead of things go hilariously wrong, they face actual peril and from the ducks, many of the humans are one of the duck’s predator. So it may be a little dark for the kiddies in the audience. There is, however, big glimmers of light along the journey. One of the stereotypical moments from a family vacation is when a child has to use a bathroom. The scene where Gwen has to go weewee play perfectly for the ducks who has to go while flying.

Now for the antagonist, he is a poorly tempered fine dining chef that makes Gordan Ramsey tantrums sound tolerable. But I will give the Chef credit for his Duck a l’Orange. The idea for the villain is pretty obvious for a movie about a flock of ducks, nevertheless the design for him is truly ruthless so it’s practical enough but the one problem i have for him is that his lack of voice. Instead it’s just grunts and groans. Would it kill to have a voice actor for the chef? I mean Jason Statham could actually kill it.

So in conclusion, Migration is one of the animated films that is pretty pleasure for families to do during the winter but unfortunatally, wouldn’t make the Oscar animated shortlist. One last thing, if it still plays in theaters, you will be able to catch a short minions film ‘Mooned’ and see what happens to Victor after the first Despicable Me film.

Rebel Moon-part one: A Child of Fire

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Rating: Half-Full

Genre: Sci-Fi, Action, Adventure, Space Opera

Studios: Netflix/The Stone Quarry

Cast: Sofia Boutella, Djimon Hounsou, Ed Skrein, Michiel Huisman, Doona Bae, Ray Fisher, Charlie Hunnam and Anthony Hopkins

Director: Zack Snyder

Writers: Shay Hatten, Kurt Johnstad and Zack Snyder

Producers: Wesley Coller, Eric Newman, Deborah Snyder and Zack Snyder

Music by: Tom Holkenborg

Rated: PG-13 for sequences of strong violence, sexual assault, bloody images, language, sexual material and partial nudity

Release Date: 12/21/23

Runtime: 2h 13m

Tagline: War comes to every world.

Favorite Character: Tarak

Quote: “It’s a new age for the universe.”- Jimmy

Fun Facts: The Rebel Moon film was in development for 30 years.

It was meant to be a Star Wars movie before Rebel Moon became its own world.

Summary: When a powerful army threatens the peasants for not having enough grain for them, one of the farmers journeys to different planets to recruit an army for the upcoming battle.

The One Liner Review: What happened here was Snyder had ripped off the Star Wars franchise and slapped in visual stunning cinematography and some entertaining scenes to make it a so-called original Sci-Fi world but could part 2 win over the audience? We’ll see.