Migration

Rating: Full

Genre: Animation, Family, Comedy, Adventure

Studios: Universal Pictures/Illumination

Cast: Kumail Nanjiani, Elizabeth Banks, Casper Jennings, Tresi Gazal, Keegan-Michael Key, Awkwafina and Danny DeVito

Director: Benjamin Renner

Writers: Benjamin Renner and Mike White

Producers: Chris Meledandri

Music by: John Powell

Rated: PG for action/peril and mild rude humor

Release Date: 12/22/23

Runtime: 1h 23m

Tagline: Odd ducks welcome

Favorite Character: Pam

Quote: “He’s like a predator, but instead of eating you, he serves you to a bunch of lazier predators.”- Chump

Fun Facts: At the 2023 Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade, they have a Uncle Dan balloon to promote the film.

Almost all humans don’t have speaking roles in the movie.

Summary: A family of ducks take a trip of their lifetime to Jamacia all while encountering some bumps along the way.

The Review: Nine months before Migration, Illumination released a billion dollar haul the Super Mario Brothers Movie which feels rushed but beautifully animated while Migration on the other hand, has a well paced plot but the animation doesn’t beat Mario. Still Migration is not only the best family adventure of 2023 but is the best Illumination project of 2023 (sorry Mario).

The story follows what may be your animated movie family. There’s a overprotected dad (Kumail Nanjiani), a adventurous mom (Elizabeth Banks), a adolescence son (Casper Jennings), a cute little daughter (Tresi Gazal) and Danny DaVito’s standout family member, Uncle Dan. and of course there are a couple of characters which may not be Illumination’s most memorable but can be easily remembered if you take the same trip like them. The audience on Awkwafina’s tough talking one legged pigeon that goes by the name ‘Chump’ that could probably form a NWA-like rap group with a couple other pigeons.

Migration is a lot like National Lampoons Vacation but instead of things go hilariously wrong, they face actual peril and from the ducks, many of the humans are one of the duck’s predator. So it may be a little dark for the kiddies in the audience. There is, however, big glimmers of light along the journey. One of the stereotypical moments from a family vacation is when a child has to use a bathroom. The scene where Gwen has to go weewee play perfectly for the ducks who has to go while flying.

Now for the antagonist, he is a poorly tempered fine dining chef that makes Gordan Ramsey tantrums sound tolerable. But I will give the Chef credit for his Duck a l’Orange. The idea for the villain is pretty obvious for a movie about a flock of ducks, nevertheless the design for him is truly ruthless so it’s practical enough but the one problem i have for him is that his lack of voice. Instead it’s just grunts and groans. Would it kill to have a voice actor for the chef? I mean Jason Statham could actually kill it.

So in conclusion, Migration is one of the animated films that is pretty pleasure for families to do during the winter but unfortunatally, wouldn’t make the Oscar animated shortlist. One last thing, if it still plays in theaters, you will be able to catch a short minions film ‘Mooned’ and see what happens to Victor after the first Despicable Me film.

Rebel Moon-part one: A Child of Fire

Rating: Half-Full

Genre: Sci-Fi, Action, Adventure, Space Opera

Studios: Netflix/The Stone Quarry

Cast: Sofia Boutella, Djimon Hounsou, Ed Skrein, Michiel Huisman, Doona Bae, Ray Fisher, Charlie Hunnam and Anthony Hopkins

Director: Zack Snyder

Writers: Shay Hatten, Kurt Johnstad and Zack Snyder

Producers: Wesley Coller, Eric Newman, Deborah Snyder and Zack Snyder

Music by: Tom Holkenborg

Rated: PG-13 for sequences of strong violence, sexual assault, bloody images, language, sexual material and partial nudity

Release Date: 12/21/23

Runtime: 2h 13m

Tagline: War comes to every world.

Favorite Character: Tarak

Quote: “It’s a new age for the universe.”- Jimmy

Fun Facts: The Rebel Moon film was in development for 30 years.

It was meant to be a Star Wars movie before Rebel Moon became its own world.

Summary: When a powerful army threatens the peasants for not having enough grain for them, one of the farmers journeys to different planets to recruit an army for the upcoming battle.

The One Liner Review: What happened here was Snyder had ripped off the Star Wars franchise and slapped in visual stunning cinematography and some entertaining scenes to make it a so-called original Sci-Fi world but could part 2 win over the audience? We’ll see.

I.S.S.

Rating: Empty

Genre: Thriller, Sci-Fi

Studios: Bleecker Street/LD Entertainment

Cast: Ariana DeBose, Chris Messina, John Gallagher Jr, Masha Mashkova, Costa Ronin and Pilou Asbaek

Director: Gabriela Cowperthwaite

Writer: Nick Shafir

Producers: Mickey Liddell and Pete Shilaimon

Music by: Anne Nikitin

Rated: R for some violence and language

Release Date: 01/19/24

Runtime: 1h 35m

Tagline: The War on Earth will be Decided in Space.

Favorite Character: Dr. Kira Foster

Quote: N/A

Fun Facts: N/A

Summary: When the war between The American and Russian broke out, their astronauts received a message to take control of the I.S.S., whatever it takes.

The One Liner Review: The are 200 tons of trash orbiting the earth, and one of them is a script for a good premise but a bland low quality space movie called ‘I.S.S.’

The Beekeeper

Rating: Full

Genre: Action, Thriller, Adventure

Studios: Metro-Goldwyn Mayer/Miramax/Cedar Park

Cast: Jason Statham, Emmy Raver-Lampman, Josh Hutcherson, Bobby Naderi, Jemma Redgrave, Minnie Driver, Phylicia Rashad and Jeremy Irons

Director: David Ayer

Writer: Kurt Wimmer

Producers: David Ayer, Bill Block, Chris Long, Jason Statham and Kurt Wimmer

Music by: Jared Michael Fry and Dave Sardy

Rated: R for strong violence throughout, pervasive language, some sexual references and drug use

Release Date: 01/12/23

Runtime: 1h 45m

Tagline: Expose the Corruption. Protect the Hive.

Favorite Character: Adam Clay

Quote: “Why are you calling me on the ‘never call me on this line’ line?”- Janet Harward

Fun Facts: N/A

Summary: A retired agent that used to work in the organization that is known as “Beekeepers’ seeks vengeance against a company that scams their customers out of their money.

The One Liner Review: Remember, you do not want to mess with Jason Sathman’s beehive or else he give you some of his thrilling action sequence attacks (and stings) and some of the other things that would make John Wick want to join the Beekeepers.

Maestro

Rating: Full

Genre: Biopic, Romance, Drama, Comedy

Studios: Netflix/Sikelia Productions/Lea Pictures/Amblin Entertainment

Cast: Bradley Cooper, Carey Mulligan, Matt Bomer and Vincenzo Amato

Director: Bradley Cooper

Writers: Bradley Cooper and Josh Singer

Producers: Fred Berner, Bradley Cooper, Amy Durning, Kristie Macosko Krieger, Martin Scorsese and Steven Speilberg

Music by: Leonard Bernstein

Rated: R for some language and drug use

Release Date: 12/20/23

Runtime: 2h 9m

Tagline: N/A

Favorite Character: Leonard Bernstein

Quote: “I love music so much it keeps me glued to life even when I’m most depressed, and I can get very deeply depressed.”- Leonard Bernstein

Fun Facts: Steven Spielberg was gonna direct the film.

Bradley Cooper did not attend the premiere due to SAG-AFTRA strike.

Bradley Cooper has been interested in conducting at 8 years old, thus making him excited for the main role.

Bradley Cooper spent six years trying to duplicate Bernstein’s conduction of his piece that’s over six minutes.

Summary: Maestro tells a true story of a romantic relationship between American conductor Leonard Bernstein and his wife Felica Montealegre.

The One Liner Review: Bradley Cooper, Carey Mulligan and the film’s Cinematography are the real stars of this artistic biopic but i must warn you, it’s not for those who easily doze off at a symphony concert (like me).

Night Swim

Rating: Empty

Genre: Horror, Suspense, Thriller

Studios: Universal Pictures/Blumhouse/Atomic Monster

Cast: Wyatt Russell, Kerry Condon, Amelie Hoeferle and Gavin Warren

Director: Bryce McGuire

Writers: Rod Blackhurst and Bryce McGuire

Based on: the 2014 short film

Producers: Jason Blum and James Wan

Music by: Mark Korven

Rated: PG-13 for terror, some violent content and language

Release Date: 01/05/24

Runtime: 1h 38m

Tagline: Everything you fear in under the surface

Favorite Character: Ray Waller

Quote: “The Pool is fine. The pool is the greatest thing that has happened to me.”- Ray Waller

Fun Fact: The film is based on the 2014 short film of the same name.

Summary: A former baseball player moved into the house with his family that has a backyard pool…which has an evil secret.

The One Liner Review: From what it looks like, Jason Blum and James Wan supported a so-weird premise that does have a few scares but is more of a campfire story told by the kiddies, yeah it’s pretty lame.

Chicken Run: Dawn of the Nuggets

Rating: Half-Full

Genre: Animation, Comedy, Adventure

Studios: Netflix/Aardman Animations

Cast: Thandiwe Newton, Zachary Levi, Bella Ramsey, Imelda Staunton, Lynn Ferguson, David Bradley, Jane Horrocks, Romesh Ranganathan, Danial Mays, Josie Sedgwick-Davies, Peter Serafinowicz, Nick Mohammed and Miranda Richardson

Director: Sam Fell

Writers: Karey Kirkpatrick, John O’Farrell and Rachel Tunnard

Producers: Leyla Hobart and Steve Pegram

Music by: Harry Gregson-Williams

Rated: PG for peril, action and some thematic elements

Release Date: 12/15/23

Runtime: 1h 41m

Tagline: This time, they’re breaking in!

Favorite Character: Mrs. Tweedy

Quote: “Looks like we’re gonna needa bigger bucket!”- Frizzle

Fun Facts: There were a lot of recasts for various reasons.

This will be Aardman’s final film to use Newclay Products since the factory shut down last March.

The penguin from Wallace and Gromit makes an appearance in the final shot (pause that part and see if you can find him).

In the original film, they were gonna show Ginger and Rocky having a son, but ended up getting cut and for the sequel, it is decided that Ginger and Rocky will have a daughter.

Summary: Taking place after the first film, the chickens plots to break in Mrs. Tweedy’s new factory to rescue Ginger and Rocky’s daughter from being turned into chicken nuggets.

The One Line Review: As it’s good that Aardman decided to continue the story and add some charming new characters, the final product certainly wasn’t as fresh as the original and was and fell into the kinda of a repeat, but hey not everyone wins.

Leave the World Behind

Rating: Full

Genre: Apocalyptic, Thriller

Studios: Netflix/Higher Grounds Productions

Cast: Julia Roberts, Mahershala Ali, Ethan Hawke, Myha’la and Kevin Bacon

Director: Sam Esmail

Writer: Sam Esmail

Based on: a novel by Rumaan Alam

Producers: Sam Esmail, Lisa Gillian, Chad Hamilton, Julia Roberts and Marisa Yeres Gill

Music by: Mac Quayle

Rated: R for language, some sexual content, drug use, and brief bloody images

Release Date: 11/22/23

Runtime: 2h 18m

Tagline: There’s no going back to Normal.

Favorite Character: Rose Sandford

Quotes: “I think I’m done waiting.”- Rose Sandford

Fun Facts: You probably didn’t notice but the painting in the living room and the bedroom’s wall art changes as the film goes along.

Mahershala Ali’s role was originally gonna be played by Denzel Washington

Barack and Michelle Obama executive produced this film.

Summary: A family getaway turns haywire when two strangers show up at the door and at the same time, the cyberattack hit NYC.

The One Liner Review: Yes, the audience probably won’t be pleased but the film about a cyberattack doesn’t fail to entertain me and i am pleased with suspense filled scenes and who knows, that mysterious ending may mean something.

Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom

Rating: Empty

Genre: Superhero, Sci-Fi, Action, Adventure

Studios: Warner Bros/DC Studios/Atomic Monster

Cast: Jason Momoa, Patrick Wilson, Amber Heard, Yahya Abdul-Mateen II, Randall Park, Dolph Lundgren, Temuera Morrison, Martin Short and Nicole Kidman

Director: James Wan

Writers: David Leslie Johnson-McGoldrick, Jason Momoa, Thomas Pa’a Sibbett and James Wan

Based on: the DC Comics

Producers: Rob Cowan, Peter Safran and James Wan

Music by: Rupert Gregson-Williams

Rated: PG-13 for sci-fi violence and some language

Release Date: 12/22/23

Runtime: 2h 4m

Tagline: One King will Lead us all

Favorite Character: Arthur Curry/Aquaman

Quote: “I’m a father, a brother, a warrior…I’m a King of Atlantis!’- Arthur Curry/Aquaman

Fun Facts: This is the final film in the DCEU.

Fans wanted Amber Heard out of the film due to her and Johnny Depp’s trial, but despite that, she appears in the film for the total of 20 minutes.

Summary: The King of Atlantis was forced to team up with his imprisoned brother to stop Black Manta from taking his revenge.

The One Liner Review: While not exactly at the bottom of the DC barrel, the Overloaded CGI, a not so exciting climax and Aquaman’s obnoxious characteristics is quite enough to mark James Wan’s lowest point of his career.