The Internship

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Rating: Half-Full

 

Cast: Vince Vaughn, Owen Wilson, Rose Bryne, Max Minghella, Aasif Mandvi and Dylan O’Brian

 

Director: Shawn Levy

 

Writers: Jared Stern and Vince Vaughn

 

Producers: Shawn Levy and Vince Vaughn

 

Music by: Christophe Beck

 

Rated: PG-13 for sexuality, some crude humor, partying and language

 

Release Date: 06/07/13

 

Favorite Character: Billy McMahon

 

Tagline: They just can’t click with the younger generation

 

Quote: “Imagine the greatest amusement park you went to as a kid, now imagine nothing like it and a million times better. That’s where we are.”- Nick Campbell

 

Fun Facts: Google co-founder Sergey Brin makes an appearance as himself twice.

 

Hundreds of real life Google employees are extras in the film.

 

The tattoo on Will Ferrell’s neck is not in Sanskrit nor Hindi. It reads ” Make reasonable choices”, but it is basically English written in Devanagari form (with spelling mistakes) instead of Roman form.

 

In a scene, Vince Vaughn claims that he’s the same height as Will Ferrell. In real-life, Vaughn is an inch taller than Ferrell.

 

Summary: Out of the job, two salesmen find themselves as interns at Google, competing against younger nerds for the job.

 

The Review: It can be a googly fun film, but it can also be a same old cliché film.

Incredibles 2

The Incredibles 2

 

Rating: Full

 

Cast: Craig T. Nelson, Holly Hunter, Sarah Vowell, Huck Milner, Samuel L. Jackson, Bob Odenkirk and Catherine Keener

 

Director: Brad Bird

 

Writer: Brad Bird

 

Producers: Nicole Paradis Grindle and John Walker

 

Music by: Michael Giacchino

 

Rated: PG for action sequences and mild language

 

Release Date: 06/15/18

 

Favorite Character: Winston Deavor

 

Tagline: Suit Up.

 

Quote: “Done properly, parenting is a heroic act… done properly.”- Edna Mode

 

Fun Facts: The appearance of The Outer Limits and Jonny Quest on TV confirms the film’s time frame as the fall of 1964.

 

A typo on the movie theatre marquis where Tony is dropped off towards the end of the movie reads “A113,” one of the most famous recurring Easter Eggs. Several Pixar producers and animators studied at California Institute of the Arts in classroom A113 and this number appears in every Pixar film.

 

At 1 hour and 58 minutes, not only the film is Pixar’s longest film, but it’s also the longest film for a computer animated movie.

 

Several scenes involving the Screenslaver include rapidly flashing lights, which rose concern for potentially triggering seizures. As a result, many theaters began showing warnings for viewers who were susceptible to photosensitive epilepsy.

 

Summary: While Elastagirl has been called on the mission, Mr. Incredible must do the most difficult task of all…watching their kids.

 

The Review: Despite the fact that this film didn’t beat out the first one, it’s still a freakin Pixar fun fest.

 

 

 

 

 

Incredibles 2

The Incredibles 2

 

Rating: Full

 

Cast: Craig T. Nelson, Holly Hunter, Sarah Vowell, Huck Milner, Samuel L. Jackson, Bob Odenkirk and Catherine Keener

 

Director: Brad Bird

 

Writer: Brad Bird

 

Producers: Nicole Paradis Grindle and John Walker

 

Music by: Michael Giacchino

 

Rated: PG for action sequences and mild language

 

Release Date: 06/15/18

 

Favorite Character: Winston Deavor

 

Tagline: Suit Up.

 

Quote: “Done properly, parenting is a heroic act… done properly.”- Edna Mode

 

Fun Facts: The appearance of The Outer Limits and Jonny Quest on TV confirms the film’s time frame as the fall of 1964.

 

A typo on the movie theatre marquis where Tony is dropped off towards the end of the movie reads “A113,” one of the most famous recurring Easter Eggs. Several Pixar producers and animators studied at California Institute of the Arts in classroom A113 and this number appears in every Pixar film.

 

At 1 hour and 58 minutes, not only the film is Pixar’s longest film, but it’s also the longest film for a computer animated movie.

 

Several scenes involving the Screenslaver include rapidly flashing lights, which rose concern for potentially triggering seizures. As a result, many theaters began showing warnings for viewers who were susceptible to photosensitive epilepsy.

 

Summary: While Elastagirl has been called on the mission, Mr. Incredible must do the most difficult task of all…watching their kids.

 

The Review: Despite the fact that this film didn’t beat out the first one, it’s still a freakin Pixar fun fest.

 

 

 

 

 

Deadpool 2

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Rating: Overflowing

 

Cast: God’s Perfect Idiot (Ryan Reynolds), A Former Goonie (Josh Brolin), A Hot Chick (Morena Baccarin), A Kid from New Zealand (Julian Dennison), A Black Black Widow (Zazie Beetz), A Comic Relief (T. J. Miller), and A Moody Teen (Brianna Hildebrand)

 

Director: The Guy who Killed a Dog in John Wick (David Leitch)

 

Writers: The Real Villians (Rhett Reese, Ryan Reynolds, and Paul Wernick)

 

Based on: My Comics by…those guys (Fabian Nicieza and Rob Liefeld)

 

Producers: (Simon Kinberg, Ryan Reynolds, and Lauren Shuler Donner)

 

Music by: A Musician who used to play for Marylin Manson (Tyler Bates)

 

Rated: R for strong violence and language throughout, sexual references and brief drug material

 

Release Date: Nothing Special (05/18/18)

 

Favorite Character: Me (Wade Wilson/Deadpool)

 

Tagline: Prepare for the Second Coming.

 

Boom: Goes the Dynamite

 

Tsk Tsk Tsk…look at this

 

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F*** you Avengers

 

Quote: “With this collar on, my superpower is just unbridled cancer. Give me a bow and arrow and I’m basically Hawkeye.”- Wade Wilson/Deadpool

 

Fun Facts: On August 14, 2017, a stuntwoman named Joi Harris died while filming a stunt on a motorcycle. Production stopped for two days.

 

In the film, Deadpool said to Cable, “Zip it, Thanos”. This is a reference to Avengers: Infinity War (2018). Josh Brolin, who plays Cable in this movie, is also Thanos in Avengers :Infinity War, which was released a month before Deadpool 2.

 

In a scene that ended up being cutted, Deadpool goes back in time and kills baby Hitler.

 

At the time of its release, Julian Dennison (Firefist) was 15 years old and ineligible to see the film in his homeland New Zealand due to the R-16 rating.

 

(MR. WILSON!)

 

Oh…hello

 

(WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT TELLING MY REVIEW?)

 

To…not to?

 

(Exactly I think you should leave)

 

But could I tell the review just this once?

 

Please?

 

(Ugh…fine, but Just. This. Once)

 

Oh thank you very much, I really hope you don’t regret this.

 

(Something tells me I am going to regret this)

 

Summary: Hello, I am back and more badass as ever, see, there is this time traveler who came from the future to try and kill the kid, but to me, that’s like a T2 ripoff…

 

The Review: …But, this film is NOT a ripoff of T2, and it is more fun than a crate of…no wait…a TRUCKLOAD of chimichangas.

 

The Avengers: Infinity War

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Rating: Full

 

Cast: Robert Downey Jr, Chris Hemsworth, Mark Ruffalo, Chris Evens, Scarlett Johansson, Benedict Cumberbatch, Don Cheadle, Tom Holland, Chadwick Boseman, Paul Bettany, Elizabeth Olsen, Anthony Mackie, Sebastian Stan, Danai Gurira, Letitia Wright, Dave Bautista, Zoe Saldana, Bradley Cooper, Vin Diesel, Josh Brolin and Chris Pratt

 

Director: Anthony Russo and Joe Russo

 

Writers: Christopher Markus and Stephen McFeely

 

Based on: The Avengers by Jack Kirby and Stan Lee

 

Producer: Kevin Feige

 

Music by: Alan Silvestri

 

Rated: PG-13 for intense sequences of sci-fi violence and action throughout, language and some crude references

 

Release Date: 04/27/18

 

Favorite Character: Thanos

 

Tagline: Heroes Will Fall

 

Quote: “Dude, you’re embarrassing me in front of the wizards.”- Tony Stark/Iron Man

 

Fun Facts: Tobias Funke, a character from the Russo Brothers tv show ‘Arrested Development,’ makes an appearance as one of the Collector’s items.

 

Marvel Studios has a hashtag (#ThanosDemandsYourSilence) to stop spoilers.

 

At the 2014 Comic Con, it’s revealed that Josh Brolin will play Thanos and he came to the stage wearing the Infinity Gauntlet.

 

Summary: The Marvel heroes must try to defeat the mad titan, Thanos, before he wipes out half the universe.

 

The Review: It may not be the BEST story of the MCU but it is a darn great excuse to bring the Marvel heroes for a little get together.

 

 

 

Deadpool.

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Rating: Full

 

Cast: God’s Perfect Idiot (Ryan Reynolds), A Hot Chick (Morena Baccarin), A British Villain (Ed Skrein), The Comic Relief (T. J. Miller), A Material Artist (Gina Carano), A Moody Teen (Brianna Hildebrand) and A CGI Character (Stefan Kapicic)

 

Director: An Overpaid Tool (Tim Miller)

 

Writers: The Real Heroes (Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick)

 

Based on: my comics by not Stan Lee (Fabian Nicieza and Rob Liefeld)

 

Producers: Asshats (Simon Kinberg, Ryan Reynolds and Lauren Shuler Donner)

 

Music by: A Musician with a Cool Name (Tom Holkenborg aka Junkie XL)

 

Oscar Nominations: 0 (Aww, Not even best makeup?)

 

Rated: R for strong violence and language throughout, sexual content and graphic nudity

 

Release Date: Josh Brolin’s Birthday (02/12/16)

 

Favorite Character: Wade Wilson/Deadpool

 

Person I Want to Kill: Francis

 

Tagline: With great power comes great irresponsibility.

 

Quote: “Just promise you’ll do right by me, so I can do right by someone else. And please don’t make the super-suit green. Or animated.”- Wade Wilson/Deadpool

 

Fun Facts: Ryan Reynolds was allowed to keep the costume after filming.

 

Like Wade Wilson/Deadpool, Ryan Reynolds is also Canadian.

 

In the scene when Wade is dealing with the pizza guy, you can see that he’s wearing a T-Shirt with a portrait of actress Bea Arthur.

 

Ryan Reynolds’ full body makeup took eight hours to apply. Once it was on, he was not able to sit or lie down.

 

And last, but not least…EASTER EGGS! (Of course, you’ll have to watch my film in order to hunt them like a kid on Easter morning.)

 

Summary: Get ready for the most awesome kickas…

 

(Excuse me, who are you?)

 

Your old friend, Pool, Deadpool.

 

(Well Mr. Pool, I am in charge here, not you.)

 

Well, could I at least…

 

(GET THE F*** OUT OF HERE NOW!)

 

Right. Sorry.

 

(Sorry about him, I have no idea where he came from…anyway…)

 

Summary: A Merc with the Mouth has been part of the experiment where he gets his healing powers but seeks revenge on the person who ruined his good looks.

 

The Review: No one can portray Deadpool like Reynolds, (NOBODY!) and we can’[t forget to mention its awesome organ story and hilarious jokes.

 

A Quiet Place

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Rating: Overflowing

 

Cast: Emily Blunt, John Krasinski, Millicent Simmonds and Noah Jupe

 

Director: John Krasinski

 

Writers: Scott Beck, John Krasinski and Bryan Woods

 

Producers: Michael Bay, Andrew Form and Brad Fuller

 

Music by: Marco Beltrami

 

Rated: PG-13 for terror and some bloody images

 

Release Date: 04/06/18

 

Favorite Character: Regan Abbott

 

Tagline: If they hear you, they hunt you.

 

Quote: “Who are we if we can’t protect them? We have to protect them.”- Evelyn Abbott

 

Fun Facts: Even though the names are in the credits, not a single name was mentioned in the film.

 

Millicent Simmonds, an actress who plays a deaf girl, is deaf in real life.

 

In real life, Emily Blunt and John Krasinski are married and had children.

 

Krasinski had said that he wasn’t a fan of horror films.

 

Summary: In the near future, a family must try and stay silent from the aliens who hunt by sound.

 

The Review: It seems like John Krasinski had putted the right ingredients into the film (acting, screenplay, atmosphere, etc) that cause this to become a thriller with perfection.

 

Silent Hill

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Rating: Half-Full

 

Cast: Radha Mitchell, Sean Bean, Laurie Holden, Deborah Kara Unger, Kim Coates, Tanya Allen, Alice Krige and Jodelle Ferland

 

Director: Christophe Gans

 

Writers: Roger Avary, Christophe Gans and Nicolas Boukhreif

 

Based on: the video game series by Konami

 

Producers: Don Carmody and Samuel Hadida

 

Music by: Jeff Danna and Akira Yomaoka

 

Rated: R for strong horror violence and gore, disturbing images and some language

 

Release Date: 04/21/06

 

Favorite Character: Rose Da Silva

 

Quote: “They are wolves in the skin of sheep. They brought about their own hell, they’ll take you with them.”- Dahlia Gillespie

 

Fun Facts: Centralia was the inspiration for the film adaptation.

 

In the witch burning picture in the church, crew members for the movie were painted as spectators watching the burning.

 

In the original script, there were only female characters

 

In a nod to Silent Hill 3, the game’s theme song performed by Mary Elizabeth McGlynn is used in the film’s ending credits. Another song from the game plays in a scene involving Rose and Sharon Da Silva in their car playing on the radio, the song also played on a car radio during a cut-scene in Silent Hill 3.

 

Summary: While searching for her missing adopted daughter, a mother come upon a strange town called ‘Silent Hill.’

 

The Review: Despite its excellent production design and feeling, the film couldn’t be saved from awkward plots.

 

Ready Player One

Ready Player One

 

Rating: Full

 

Cast: Tye Sheridan, Olivia Cooke, Ben Mendelsohn, Lena Waithe, T.J. Miller, Simon Pegg and Mark Rylance

 

Director: Steven Speilberg

 

Writers: Zak Penn and Ernest Cline

 

Based on: the novel by Ernest Cline

 

Producers: Donald De Line, Dan Farah, Kristie Macosko Krieger and Steven Speilberg

 

Music by: Alan Silvestri

 

Rated: PG-13 for sequences of sci-fi action violence, bloody images, some suggestive material, partial nudity and language

 

Release Date: 03/09/18

 

Favorite Character: Aech/Helen

 

Quote: “It’s f***ing Chucky!”- Sixer #1

 

Fun Facts: In an interview, Steven Spielberg said that Ready Player One was the third most difficult movie had has made in his career, behind Jaws and Saving Private Ryan.

 

Besides the obvious Bigfoot, Delorean, and Akira vehicles, other notables in the race were the Mach 5, Batmobile, A Team van, V8 Interceptor, Christine and the Trans-Am from Smokey and the Bandit.

 

The film’s score was originally going to be composed by John Williams.

 

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The film involves finding “Easter eggs” (hidden references), and the film itself opened on Easter weekend.

 

Summary: In the year 2045, a crummy future led people to escape reality by entering the VR world, but it changes when the CEO had died and challenges players to find the three hidden keys.

 

The Review: Ready Player One is like a pop culture bomb that just went off and it is certainly rated E for everyone.

 

 

 

Rugrats in Paris- the Movie

Rugrats in Paris

 

 

Rating: Full

 

Cast: E.G. Daily, Tara Strong, Cheryl Chase, Christine Cavanaugh, Cree Summer Franck, Kath Soucie, Michael Bell, Tress MacNeille, Susan Sarandon and John Lithgow

 

Directors: Stig Bergqvist and Paul Demeyer

 

Writers: Kate Boutilier, Jill Gorey, Barbara Herndon, J. David Stem and David N. Weiss

 

Based on: The Nickelodeon show by Gabor Csupo, Paul Germain and Arlene Klasky

 

Producers: Arlene Klasky and Gabor Csupo

 

Music by: Mark Mothersbaugh

 

Rated: G

 

Release Date: 11/17/00

 

Favorite Character: Coco LaBouche

 

Quote: “Seen one church, seen em’ all. Wake me if you spot a hunchback.”- Betty DeVille

 

Fun Facts: Because Dionne Quan is blind, she never saw what Kimi looks like.

 

Coco LaBouche’s name translates literally to “Coco the Mouth”.

 

After the babies have been “apprehended” and are being returned to the ride Ooey Gooey world, you can see Nigel and Eliza from The Wild Thrornberrys in the car behind Coco and Chad.

 

The song sang during Chuckie’s dream sequence is “Chuckie Chan”. In the dream, he imagines himself as a martial arts expert similar to Jackie Chan. Chuckie’s real name is Charles, same as Jackie Chan’s father, Charles Chan.

 

Summary: The Rugrats are back…this time in Paris, where they must stop Chuckie’s dad from marrying an evil businesswoman.

 

The Review: A charming family film that shouts ‘Nickelodeon’ is the best in the Rugrats trilogy that has you love them even more.