Rating: Overflowing

 

Cast: God’s Perfect Idiot (Ryan Reynolds), A Former Goonie (Josh Brolin), A Hot Chick (Morena Baccarin), A Kid from New Zealand (Julian Dennison), A Black Black Widow (Zazie Beetz), A Comic Relief (T. J. Miller), and A Moody Teen (Brianna Hildebrand)

 

Director: The Guy who Killed a Dog in John Wick (David Leitch)

 

Writers: The Real Villians (Rhett Reese, Ryan Reynolds, and Paul Wernick)

 

Based on: My Comics by…those guys (Fabian Nicieza and Rob Liefeld)

 

Producers: (Simon Kinberg, Ryan Reynolds, and Lauren Shuler Donner)

 

Music by: A Musician who used to play for Marylin Manson (Tyler Bates)

 

Rated: R for strong violence and language throughout, sexual references and brief drug material

 

Release Date: Nothing Special (05/18/18)

 

Favorite Character: Me (Wade Wilson/Deadpool)

 

Tagline: Prepare for the Second Coming.

 

Boom: Goes the Dynamite

 

Tsk Tsk Tsk…look at this

 

 

F*** you Avengers

 

Quote: “With this collar on, my superpower is just unbridled cancer. Give me a bow and arrow and I’m basically Hawkeye.”- Wade Wilson/Deadpool

 

Fun Facts: On August 14, 2017, a stuntwoman named Joi Harris died while filming a stunt on a motorcycle. Production stopped for two days.

 

In the film, Deadpool said to Cable, “Zip it, Thanos”. This is a reference to Avengers: Infinity War (2018). Josh Brolin, who plays Cable in this movie, is also Thanos in Avengers :Infinity War, which was released a month before Deadpool 2.

 

In a scene that ended up being cutted, Deadpool goes back in time and kills baby Hitler.

 

At the time of its release, Julian Dennison (Firefist) was 15 years old and ineligible to see the film in his homeland New Zealand due to the R-16 rating.

 

(MR. WILSON!)

 

Oh…hello

 

(WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT TELLING MY REVIEW?)

 

To…not to?

 

(Exactly I think you should leave)

 

But could I tell the review just this once?

 

Please?

 

(Ugh…fine, but Just. This. Once)

 

Oh thank you very much, I really hope you don’t regret this.

 

(Something tells me I am going to regret this)

 

Summary: Hello, I am back and more badass as ever, see, there is this time traveler who came from the future to try and kill the kid, but to me, that’s like a T2 ripoff…

 

The Review: …But, this film is NOT a ripoff of T2, and it is more fun than a crate of…no wait…a TRUCKLOAD of chimichangas.