Rating: Full

 

Cast: God’s Perfect Idiot (Ryan Reynolds), A Hot Chick (Morena Baccarin), A British Villain (Ed Skrein), The Comic Relief (T. J. Miller), A Material Artist (Gina Carano), A Moody Teen (Brianna Hildebrand) and A CGI Character (Stefan Kapicic)

 

Director: An Overpaid Tool (Tim Miller)

 

Writers: The Real Heroes (Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick)

 

Based on: my comics by not Stan Lee (Fabian Nicieza and Rob Liefeld)

 

Producers: Asshats (Simon Kinberg, Ryan Reynolds and Lauren Shuler Donner)

 

Music by: A Musician with a Cool Name (Tom Holkenborg aka Junkie XL)

 

Oscar Nominations: 0 (Aww, Not even best makeup?)

 

Rated: R for strong violence and language throughout, sexual content and graphic nudity

 

Release Date: Josh Brolin’s Birthday (02/12/16)

 

Favorite Character: Wade Wilson/Deadpool

 

Person I Want to Kill: Francis

 

Tagline: With great power comes great irresponsibility.

 

Quote: “Just promise you’ll do right by me, so I can do right by someone else. And please don’t make the super-suit green. Or animated.”- Wade Wilson/Deadpool

 

Fun Facts: Ryan Reynolds was allowed to keep the costume after filming.

 

Like Wade Wilson/Deadpool, Ryan Reynolds is also Canadian.

 

In the scene when Wade is dealing with the pizza guy, you can see that he’s wearing a T-Shirt with a portrait of actress Bea Arthur.

 

Ryan Reynolds’ full body makeup took eight hours to apply. Once it was on, he was not able to sit or lie down.

 

And last, but not least…EASTER EGGS! (Of course, you’ll have to watch my film in order to hunt them like a kid on Easter morning.)

 

Summary: Get ready for the most awesome kickas…

 

(Excuse me, who are you?)

 

Your old friend, Pool, Deadpool.

 

(Well Mr. Pool, I am in charge here, not you.)

 

Well, could I at least…

 

(GET THE F*** OUT OF HERE NOW!)

 

Right. Sorry.

 

(Sorry about him, I have no idea where he came from…anyway…)

 

Summary: A Merc with the Mouth has been part of the experiment where he gets his healing powers but seeks revenge on the person who ruined his good looks.

 

The Review: No one can portray Deadpool like Reynolds, (NOBODY!) and we can’[t forget to mention its awesome organ story and hilarious jokes.