Rating: Full

 

Cast: God’s Perfect Idiot (Ryan Reynolds), A Hot Chick (Morena Baccarin), A British Villain (Ed Skrein), The Comic Relief (T. J. Miller), A Material Artist (Gina Carano), A Moody Teen (Brianna Hildebrand) and A CGI Character (Stefan Kapicic)

 

Director: An Overpaid Tool (Tim Miller)

 

Writers: The Real Heroes (Rhett Reese and Paul Wernick)

 

Based on: my comics by not Stan Lee (Fabian Nicieza and Rob Liefeld)

 

Producers: Asshats (Simon Kinberg, Ryan Reynolds and Lauren Shuler Donner)

 

Music by: A Musician with a Cool Name (Tom Holkenborg aka Junkie XL)

 

Oscar Nominations: 0 (Aww, Not even best makeup?)

 

Rated: R for strong violence and language throughout, sexual content and graphic nudity

 

Release Date: Josh Brolin’s Birthday (02/12/16)

 

Favorite Character: Wade Wilson/Deadpool

 

Person I Want to Kill: Francis

 

Tagline: With great power comes great irresponsibility.

 

Quote: “Just promise you’ll do right by me, so I can do right by someone else. And please don’t make the super-suit green. Or animated.”- Wade Wilson/Deadpool

 

Fun Facts: Ryan Reynolds was allowed to keep the costume after filming.

 

Like Wade Wilson/Deadpool, Ryan Reynolds is also Canadian.

 

In the scene when Wade is dealing with the pizza guy, you can see that he’s wearing a T-Shirt with a portrait of actress Bea Arthur.

 

Ryan Reynolds’ full body makeup took eight hours to apply. Once it was on, he was not able to sit or lie down.

 

And last, but not least…EASTER EGGS! (Of course, you’ll have to watch my film in order to hunt them like a kid on Easter morning.)

 

Summary: Get ready for the most awesome kickas…

 

(Excuse me, who are you?)

 

Your old friend, Pool, Deadpool.

 

(Well Mr. Pool, I am in charge here, not you.)

 

Well, could I at least…

 

(GET THE F*** OUT OF HERE NOW!)

 

Right. Sorry.

 

(Sorry about him, I have no idea where he came from…anyway…)

 

Summary: A Merc with the Mouth has been part of the experiment where he gets his healing powers but seeks revenge on the person who ruined his good looks.

 

The Review: No one can portray Deadpool like Reynolds, (NOBODY!) and we can’[t forget to mention its awesome organ story and hilarious jokes.

 

 

Rating: Overflowing

 

Cast: Emily Blunt, John Krasinski, Millicent Simmonds and Noah Jupe

 

Director: John Krasinski

 

Writers: Scott Beck, John Krasinski and Bryan Woods

 

Producers: Michael Bay, Andrew Form and Brad Fuller

 

Music by: Marco Beltrami

 

Rated: PG-13 for terror and some bloody images

 

Release Date: 04/06/18

 

Favorite Character: Regan Abbott

 

Tagline: If they hear you, they hunt you.

 

Quote: “Who are we if we can’t protect them? We have to protect them.”- Evelyn Abbott

 

Fun Facts: Even though the names are in the credits, not a single name was mentioned in the film.

 

Millicent Simmonds, an actress who plays a deaf girl, is deaf in real life.

 

In real life, Emily Blunt and John Krasinski are married and had children.

 

Krasinski had said that he wasn’t a fan of horror films.

 

Summary: In the near future, a family must try and stay silent from the aliens who hunt by sound.

 

The Review: It seems like John Krasinski had putted the right ingredients into the film (acting, screenplay, atmosphere, etc) that cause this to become a thriller with perfection.

 

 

 

Rating: Half-Full

 

Cast: Radha Mitchell, Sean Bean, Laurie Holden, Deborah Kara Unger, Kim Coates, Tanya Allen, Alice Krige and Jodelle Ferland

 

Director: Christophe Gans

 

Writers: Roger Avary, Christophe Gans and Nicolas Boukhreif

 

Based on: the video game series by Konami

 

Producers: Don Carmody and Samuel Hadida

 

Music by: Jeff Danna and Akira Yomaoka

 

Rated: R for strong horror violence and gore, disturbing images and some language

 

Release Date: 04/21/06

 

Favorite Character: Rose Da Silva

 

Quote: “They are wolves in the skin of sheep. They brought about their own hell, they’ll take you with them.”- Dahlia Gillespie

 

Fun Facts: Centralia was the inspiration for the film adaptation.

 

In the witch burning picture in the church, crew members for the movie were painted as spectators watching the burning.

 

In the original script, there were only female characters

 

In a nod to Silent Hill 3, the game’s theme song performed by Mary Elizabeth McGlynn is used in the film’s ending credits. Another song from the game plays in a scene involving Rose and Sharon Da Silva in their car playing on the radio, the song also played on a car radio during a cut-scene in Silent Hill 3.

 

Summary: While searching for her missing adopted daughter, a mother come upon a strange town called ‘Silent Hill.’

 

The Review: Despite its excellent production design and feeling, the film couldn’t be saved from awkward plots.

 

 

Rating: Full

 

Cast: Tye Sheridan, Olivia Cooke, Ben Mendelsohn, Lena Waithe, T.J. Miller, Simon Pegg and Mark Rylance

 

Director: Steven Speilberg

 

Writers: Zak Penn and Ernest Cline

 

Based on: the novel by Ernest Cline

 

Producers: Donald De Line, Dan Farah, Kristie Macosko Krieger and Steven Speilberg

 

Music by: Alan Silvestri

 

Rated: PG-13 for sequences of sci-fi action violence, bloody images, some suggestive material, partial nudity and language

 

Release Date: 03/09/18

 

Favorite Character: Aech/Helen

 

Quote: “It’s f***ing Chucky!”- Sixer #1

 

Fun Facts: In an interview, Steven Spielberg said that Ready Player One was the third most difficult movie had has made in his career, behind Jaws and Saving Private Ryan.

 

Besides the obvious Bigfoot, Delorean, and Akira vehicles, other notables in the race were the Mach 5, Batmobile, A Team van, V8 Interceptor, Christine and the Trans-Am from Smokey and the Bandit.

 

The film’s score was originally going to be composed by John Williams.

 

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The film involves finding “Easter eggs” (hidden references), and the film itself opened on Easter weekend.

 

Summary: In the year 2045, a crummy future led people to escape reality by entering the VR world, but it changes when the CEO had died and challenges players to find the three hidden keys.

 

The Review: Ready Player One is like a pop culture bomb that just went off and it is certainly rated E for everyone.